"LISTEN HERE YOU DRESS WEARIN' NINNY!!!!! I DIDN'T DIE AND TRAVEL ALL THIS WAY TO WATCH HIM CRY LIKE PAJAMA WEARIN' BASKET FACE SLIPPER WIELDIN' CLYPE-DREEP-BACHLE GETHER-UPING-BLATE-MAW, BLEATHERIN' GOMREIL JESSIE OAF-LOOKIN' SCOONER, NYAFF PLOOKIE SHAN MILK-DRINKIN' SOY-FACED SHILPIT, MIM-MOOTHED SNIVELIN' WORM-EYED HOTTEN-BLAUGH VILE-STOOCHIE CALLY-BREEK-TATTIE. I CAME HERE TO GET MY FRIE-NO MY BROTHER IN ARMS, THE-ONLY-MAN-WORTH-RESPECTIN'-OUTSIDE-ME-MIRROR. AND PUT A BIGGER CRY BABY IN HIS PROPER PLACE!"