Notes:

Andy, Andy
Don't lie to me
Tell me where did you s--- last night?

In the pot, in the pot
Just like we were taught
On the s------ the whole night through

Andy, Andy
Where will you poop?
I'm going to follow you

On the pot, on the pot
That's where you were caught
Depriving me of your logs

I need my fix of your royal turds
Just about a log per day
I get anxious and eat other people's s---
But their logs are just not the same

Andy, Andy
Don't lie to me
Tell me where will you s--- tonight?

In my mouth, in my mouth
It's what we argued about
Before we arrived at our deal

Mouth open I suck, just like we discussed
I'll suck creamy logs from your butt

If you defecate in conventional ways
You let your logs go to waste
Won't turn a blind eye to the sinful goodbye
Of Andy Sixx logs down the drain