Notes:

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Sanae: "I j-just wanted be a housewife and play games and nothing more! But i have to be a fffucking miko in aasss-end of the universe and bear with f------ endless trainigs, battles with f------ youkais and bottles with f------ third-rate sake. I hate aaall this s---! Y-ou, umbrella, you… Are you listen me?"
Kogasa: "Yes-yes, youkais, sake, of course"
Sanae: "Yeeah, f-f------ youkais… Hei, you are youkai too… You know?"
Kogasa: "And what?"
Sanae: "Youkai… F--- you, youkai."
Kogasa (thinking): 'Just two bottels and she is ready. Poor girl…'
Sanae(start crying again): "Huuu… Kogasa, sorry, sorieee mee… I love you… D-do you love me? Can i kiss you?"
Kogasa: "I love, love, please, stop it, calm down."
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