Emu War - Webcomic Explainer

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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KILL AN EMU SCENES FROM THE SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHILE HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED OR THROUGH THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD WHEN HIS MOUTH IS OPEN A SOLDIER UMAR SEPTEMBER, 1932: A HISTORIC DROUGHT LEADS THE INLAND EMU HORDES TOWARD HUMAN LANDS IN SEARCH OF FooD TWEET TWEET EARLY OCTOBER: AUSTRALIAN FARMERS ARE DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES BY BATTALIONS OF RAVENOUS EMUS. TWEET TWEET LATE OCTOBER: A RoYAL AUSTRALIAN OCTOBER 31: THE FIRST BATTLE ARTILLERY DETACHMENT, ARMED OF THE GREAT EMU WAR IS WITH MACHINE GUNS AND 10,000 POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN ROUNDS oF AMMUNITON, IS SENT TO RETAKE THE OCCUPIED FARMS NoVEMBER THE EMUS MOBILITY NOVEMBER 2: MORE THAN 1,000 DURABILITY, AND BLIND PANIC EMUS ESCAPE AN AMBUSH AS TWEET RENDER THEM VIRTUALLY MUNEHUMAN FORCES RELOAD. FEWER THAN TO MACHINE GUN BULLETS NOVEMBER 4: ATTEMPTS To KILL THEM WITH TRUCK MOUNTED GUNS ARE ABANDONED AFTER AN EMU GETS CAUGHT IN A STEERING WHEEL. TWELVE EMUS REPORTED DEAD TWEET NOVEMBER S: "EACH PACK SEEMS TO NOVEMBER 8: PARLIAMENT ROLLS AVE ITS LEADER NOW- A BIG BLACK COLLECTIVE EYES, SUGGESTS ANY TWEET PLUMED BIRD WHICH STANDS FULY MEDALS SHOULD GO TO EMUS WHO SIX FEET HIGH AND KEEPS WATCH" HAVE WON EVERY ROUND SO FAR NOVEMBER 9: AUSTRALIA DECLARES DEFEAT, RELINQUISHES OCCUPIED TERRITORY TO NEW EMU OVERLORDS. TWEET 心201s KoRaJIN BRIGGS. wwWeritableHokumcom

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Jon the Wizard

May 08, 2017 at 07:37PM EDT

I for one welcome our new emu overlords.

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Misk Wisk

May 09, 2017 at 07:30AM EDT

Okay, hold up.

Emu's do not "tweet." They honk like Satan's personal geese. It is a fucking demonic sound and they are fully capable of laughter. This means that if an Emu decides it doesn't like you it walks up with this demonic fucking laughter as it towers above you and the only thing you can do is pray that's all it will do.

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