On the surface, man pays for Netflix and watches it from the fruits of his own labors. However the parasite demands their Netflix subscription from another. "It's not like you're watching it all the time," they attempt to reason "why shouldn't I be able to use it?" Just as a tapeworm leeches nourishment from its host, who will wither and die if not treated, so too will our free market wither and die lest it be purged of these freeloaders! I will not sit idly by and watch my city become some all-you-can-watch mockery of its true self. Parasites…will be punished!

It's not like my leeching off my parent's account adds to their bill or anything. I'm content to be a Netflix parasite.