OCEANIAN GF I want to read The Times Wanna watch a war movie today? We should take a train together, because ownlife is bad Do you wish to procreate for the love of Big Brother? I bet you are a thoughtcriminal Eurasian spy! Eastasian spy!

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

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I spared vou some cossacks Wanna go hunt or artifacts together? A-Anon, hold me the chimeras are howling again Its cozy here by the fire Play a song on your guitar, please You are a blowout for my heart Pass the 5.45

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Ready? vou're so brave and sweet it's ok for you to have these feelings it's ok for vou to want this... let's get you cleaned up I want it too... I love that you love this... I love you why don't you lie down and get comfortable? I'm so glad I have you vou make me feel almost glad to be this way straps? we don't need those silly It's ok for us to be this way, no one has to know do you want me to put the bandage on now? you're blood is so beautiful to look at. you're beautifu.. Ah.. just scream it out... let me hold you... doesn't it feel good? it's going to be tough to explain how you got this one wh-what? I can't do that, l don't want to mutilate vou like that... I mean l *want to but..

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THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE THE PERSON YOU NEVER WANT TO BE THE PERSON YOU ARE RIGHT NOVW THE PERSON YOU WERE 5 YEARS AGO THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

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OCEANIAN GF I want to read The Times Wanna watch a war movie today? We should take a train together, because ownlife is bad Do you wish to procreate for the love of Big Brother? I bet you are a thoughtcriminal Eurasian spy! Eastasian spy!

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