I am going to give one thing to the diamonds: I am glad to see they seem to give their Pearls proper jobs, thought it seem more pronouced in the case of Yellow Pearl, who act like a secretary. I just can imagine their discussions:

Blue Pearl: "What kind of work do you do for your diamond?"

Yellow Pearl: "Well, as an excellent Pearl, I of course take care of her messages, write her reports and take care of her schedule. What about you?"

Blue Pearl: "My Diamond like it when I doodle during her meetings."

Yellow Pearl: "…… Beg pardon?"

Blue Pearl show a crude drawing of Blue and Yellow Diamond holding hands to Blue Diamond, who just smile warmly and congratulate her.

Yellow Pearl: "…. You are a dork, and so is your diamond."

Blue Pearl: "My Diamond is nice ♪."

Court sketch artist is a real court job, I completely forgot about it as well. They do that because cameras aren't allowed in the court room.