(to the tune of Fairly Odd Parents intro, kinda)

Shouta is an average kid and no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Tooru always giving him commands.

Lucoa:
(I'm) not a demon!

But the doom and gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly.
By his magic THICC dragon that grant his every wish.
But in reality she is a Sho(u)tacon.
Dragon Shotacon

Lucoa:
Vast magical power!

Also Lucoa:
Agriculture!

Shotacon, doragon shotacon.
Real thicc, big balls, world class, hot bod.
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. (Out of ideas)
Feather snake, christmas cake, large fries, tiddy shake!
Shotacon, doragon shotacon.
It flips your lid when you are a kid with a dragon shotacon!