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"The Virgin Shopping" "The Chad Browse" Plans every conversation before entering the store, still screws it up always browses in packs first shopping cart he grabs already has all the items he needs already inside wears as much clothes as climate permits using reverse temporal mathematics, calculates exact change before leaving the house. wears minimal attire permissive by law If he fails to find an item he needs, he buys something anyways so as not to appear awkward takes the busiest route between aisles worries of being accused of stealing still pays with credit card afraid of asking for help coughs before every attempt at speaking mentally drains all knowledge from an employee whilst screaming sticks as close to the aisle as Feels like his every purchase is possible to avoid greeting people he knows judged by the cashier lets cashier do the arithmetic to minimize risk of embarrassment carries the entire cart with one hand as a pre.- workout always pays in cash

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Virgin Shopping vs. Chad Browse


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Jun 13, 2017 at 01:13PM EDT

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