Cesar: 0 HP

This combined with the 0 Caesar at the Kars battle make me think of a version of battle tendency where, after his battle with Wamuu, Joseph and Lisa Lisa dig his body out from under the rocks and just drag his corpse everywhere afterwards, talking to him as if he were still alive and Joseph screaming "SHIIIIIIZAAA" every time something hilariously awful happens to the body.

holy fuck, the kars battle but instead of jojos hand stabbing through kars's throat caesars body just fuckin rams him super hard