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Sam M Sylva, NC * * 7/6/2017 11 friends 22 reviews Imagine there's no heaven (or buttholes) It's easy if you try (just don't think about buttholes) No hell below us (just a butthole) Above us only sky (and maybe a butthole) O 4 photos Share review > Embed review Compliment Send message Follow Sam M Imagine all the people living for today (butt) Imagine there's no countries (hole) It isn't hard to do (like keeping a kids butthole off the table) Nothing to kill or die for (like animals w/ buttholes) And no religion too (thou shalt not show buttholes) Imagine all the people living life in peace, you You may say I'm a dreamer (of a butthole-free meal) But I'm not the only one (who dislikes buttholes) I hope some day you'll join us (in a butthole) And the world will be as one (buttholes unite) Imagine no possessions (like something to cover your butthole) I wonder if you can (keep buttholes off the menu) No need for greed or hunger (vegan buttholes?) A brotherhood of man (manhole) Imagine all the people sharing all the world, you (I) You may say I'm a dreamer (but not of buttholes) But I'm not the only one (with a butthole) I hope some day you'll join us (for butthole Tuesday's!) And the world will be as one (anus) Was this review …? ⑨ Useful 24 Funny 89 Cool 9

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Chelsea Bartley I have refrained from commenting so far because l thought the whole ordeal was childish. Now that my name is being dragged through the mud by a restaurant, I think it's time. I never meant for my review to have this much blowup, I was just venting about the horrible experience I had and hoping that I could make it obvious that the lack of hygiene and professionalism didn't go unnoticed during my visit. To be clear, I don't have anything to gain from lying about my visit so you can take every word that I said as the truth. Thank you to everyone who has supported my right to leave an honest review, and to those who have spoken out against the ridiculous response Imagine Vegan has made. I hope I can point out to everyone that I have nothing against children in restaurants or just behaving like kids, I was reviewing in regards to the fact that I watched the mother stand there and do nothing and I thought it was shocking. I was extremely uncomfortable during my meal, despite it being something that I enjoy regularly at home from the microwave. Don't worry, Imagine Vegan, I won't be back due to your childish behavior and harassment. Let me know if you need a picture to hang on the wall so people recognize me, and I'm sure the health department will be in touch. My little comment did nothing in the grand scheme. Your response, however, did. Like Reply 286hrs
Imagine Vegan Cafe 54 mins To clarify what happened with this bad review, this is what happened We have a one-year-old child who has just discovered she can undo the Velcro on her diaper. She is also currently potty training. One day last week she got out of my husband and my site, took off her diaper and ran across the restaurant. She was quickly apprehended and re-dressed Someone decided that it was necessary to leave very nasty review about it. Not only about it but our five-year-old who was trying to say hello to her and she was very uncomfortable and offended. This irritated the heck right out of me because we clearly state on our menu that children could be around the restaurant. I called her out for it and she apparently didn't like it. Now trolls and others are finding it necessary to bash a restaurant they've never even been to Like -Comment → Share
塞R14 37%謚10:58 PM ← Imagine Vegan Cafe OVERVIEW REVIEWS Chelsea Bartley in the last week On the real, I eat here all the time. I still probably will bc I like to go out and there are few options available to me BUT yall listen During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is like while I'm eating, and it's the owners kids? An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable. Like I get it's a family establishment and kids do weird things but naked baby was running around for like 15 minutes while all the workers started are just standing to the side talking and laughing over it. And for my food, I can heat up a tofurky sausage just as well and in under half the time 3 sakuraXhinataMix2 in the last week ★★★★★ OH MY
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