Notes:

According To My Book Of Deviantart Mythology, This Man Was Born From The Cringe Egg, Fertilized By Cringy DeviantArt Users, They Say His Bumpbow Is His Heart

How To Summon Him-
Grab A Bunch Of Wow Wow Wubbzy And Pre-Schooler Show Stuff,

Make A Circle Out Of Bumpbows

Light 5 Candles Around The Circle,

Make The DeviantArt Logo Out Of Green Bumpbows,

Take Off Your Shirt And Make Aboriginal Art Around Your Belly-Button, (Also If You Want To, You Can Dress Up As An Aboriginal Australian For Effect),

Place The Wow Wow Wubbzy And Pre-Schooler Show Stuff,

Grab A Didgeridoo,

Dance Like A Complete Psycho,

Play The Wow Wow Wubbzy Theme On The Didgeridoo (You Can Hire Someone Else (If You Want To) To Do Random Aboriginal Australian Singing To The Song)

You Have Summoned Him!