Notes:

*this was made on the day the splatoon 2 story mode trailer was made.

Translation from Danbooru

[Panel 1]
Marie: Eh, you've never heard of me!? Are you for eel!?
Marie: …Well, whatever. This is my partner, Callie. Basically, Callie, the Great Zapfish, and Gramp…Cap'n Cuttlefish* have all disappeared from Inkopolis. I have a feeling the Octarians are behind this, which is why I need your help…
[Panel 2]
{Yuri!!}
[Panel 3]
Marie: Eh?
Marie: You want me to tell you where to go so you can save them already? Eh? And when you've saved them you want a picture of the two of us? I don't mind, but… what's with the motivation all of a sudden…?