Star Wars - The Virgin Disney vs The Chad Legends

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The Virgin Disney Luke Chad "EU" Master Luke Skywalker Succeeds expectations Gets trolled by Yoda Impregnates his Assassin converts her raises the kid Loses a fight to a girl Trains hundreds of Jedi Gay Redeemed his dad's failure by swimming in lava Muh Dark side Forever alone on island Needs an illusion to fight; too scared Needs Milk to cope Fights his own clone. wins Regresses as a character Weaker Do the Electric Judgement" Kills his nephew Can't be soft on these kids B-but my books Bitch Malk Retconned to be bitch Fling a black hole into a ship Bitch slaps an AT-AT for fun Jealous of Ben's sweet gains Lifts with the Force Sweet gains. Tries to kill Ben out of insecurity. Loses. Teleport anywhere doesn't die The "Force" is strong Prevents Ben from G----------- I'm tired, guess I'll die Kills an ancient god Kills the emperor twice No lineage No children No futuree "T-the Jedi must end;" as his Jedi crew on speed dial cruise for bitches Uses force to rebuild Vader's Temple Trolls everyone by destroying it Force Power: Cockblock *sniff Wheres Han?

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loafhero

Dec 26, 2017 at 09:57PM EST

I thought the idea of a Luke haunted by his failure and struggling to cope with it was great because it humanizes the character.

What wasn't great was the execution of it all.

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marik_azemus

Dec 26, 2017 at 09:24PM EST in reply to Imperial Nose Lord

Ben Solo had darkness in him to begin with and Luke did everything he can to try and erase it. What happened that night was just a moment of weakness, not an active attempt at murder, but enough to make Ben think Luke wanted to kill him, and thus led to the creation of Kylo Ren.

Luke has never been a perfect Jedi. He made use of the Dark Side in Return of the Jedi, force choking enemies and using aggression to win his battle against Darth Vader. What made him ultimately the hero was bringing Anakin out of Vader.

And when did Luke see good in Palpatine? I don't recall hearing him mention that.

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