teleports in front of you
unsheathes lightkatana

>JJ standing for photo
>Lucas senses disturbance in force
>With power of anime, he swooce in unexpect
>"destroy my franchise further, you will not!"
>in an instant, JJ is gone
>photographer stares at photo, realize he saw miracle.
>time pass, episode 9 come out
>is good movie
>nostalgia satisfied
>everyone convert to Jediism same day
>Lucas stand atop a great mountain
>he look at us all
>Nod his head and says:
>"The force be with us all!"