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![File: nothinbutateathing.jpg (55 KB, 610x460) O Anonymous (ID: ILDXrpH) 09/13/14(Sat)05:13:42 No.568431194 [Reply] Tea is the coolest thing in human history. >Grows in China,only really exported to Japan. It's called -Tu. >1500s, some dude brings it to Europe. >Britain goes f------ nuts for it. >Start naval empire for the sole purpose of buying tea. >Britain buys all the tea in china for all it's silver bullion, utterly bankrupting itself. ARL OREY LAN Britain gets china addicted to opium to balance debt. Ha. >China gets p-----, colossal war ensues. >Meanwhile brits decide they want sugar in their tea, basically kick start the slave trade in earnest. >Stick sugar plantations all over americas. >Kill half the n------ in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar. >Blitz through India, be like "grow tea or everyone dies". >okay.jpg >China's f-----, broke from opium wars, monopoly on tea gone, >Africa's f-----, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the world. >the Americas rolling in wealth because slavery and plantations. >Everyone and their mum now drinks tea, brits make mad bank. >Me gets to drink sweet brew every morning, laughing my ass off at the untold numbers of corpses l'm dancing on. TEA THREAD BITCHES. Pick is pretty god tea. + 143 posts and 34 image renlies omitted Click here to view](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/885/219/2cb.png "The Source of All Evil")
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![File 1279315106 jpg-(21 KB, 400x311, i-has-a-sad.jpg) Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:18:26 No.253190542 I has a sad. Today /b/, I cried. I cried like a little bitch for the first time In years. Not because my girlfriend dumped me on my ass, or I read through a baww thread, because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved. Here's what happened. [5:00am] After an all nighter, I had to piss, so I went outside. (Toilets are for bitches anyways.) lI was feeling good pissing for the first time for hours, watering the next neighbors flowers, when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitty, (Four maybe Five months old) sitting there just chllin'. I though he might need some company. The night before It had rained so my socks were soaked with water. I spent probably 20 minutes trying to coax this cat over, with nothing but plaid sweat pants and socks on, In the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over a sit. I sat there a talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. We watched the sun crest together. I longed to keep him, cuddle with him, make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill with me while I scrolled through /b/. But I knew I couldn't, I can't have pets In my condo. Continued >> Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:19:00 No.253190733 As I stood up, knowing I had to leave for work, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking Where are we going?", I knew I couldn't take him with me, He followed me for a bit, I turned around stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. He understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldn't he come, When will he find someone to love him, and care for him. But I know what will happen. He ll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years In a cage, and then get euthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where Is he, where's that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and he's gone... Dammit /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/625/837/fcf.png "fcf.png")
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