Buzzwole - This is the same Buzzwole that drained that Snorlax

The thing about pokemon though, is that a normal scared animal with at most maul you or run away, a scared and confused creature, that is taller than most humans… strong enough to smash into a speeding van and 'win'… and has a stabbing probuscus as hard as diamond that drinks the life fluids out of things

Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me!