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「Anonymous 08/09/13(Fri)21:29 No.4704327 Replies: >>4704330224705680 File: 1376098 142891 jpg-(30 KB, 400x300, Subway_Footlong_Oven_Roas(. .).jpg) GD >be at subway >walk in, stand in line, never make eye contact >girl asks what I want, I'm pretty sure she's a qt but I didn't look at her >"I want a roast beef" What kind of bread do you want"? "I already said roast beef." Trying to sound alpha by making my voice unnaturally low It comes out all husky and wavering, not what I hoped for sshe says "ooooooook" >starts making my sandwich on white bread l really wanted wheat but too beta to say anything >Try to play it off by leaning on the counter trying to look really cool and comfortable >"hey, I just cleaned that glass!!! I'm gonna have to charge you extra now!" >looking back, she was just joking around and trying to be fun >didn't realize it at the time though >cross my arms looking at the ground angrily, start clearing my throat really hard the workers are looking at me and giggling now stry to frown and furrow my brow, they can't know my true anxiety >OK what kind of veggies would you like? I only want a few veggies, too shy to go over the whole thing though I'd rather just take off what I don't like at home Pull up my gaze and look her straight in the eyes >cross my eyes a little though so she looks blurry and I can't really tell I'm making eye contact deepest, most clint eastwood type voice I anxiously grumble "1 want EVERYTHING" at this point the whole back line is laughing at me >I turn away from them and cross my arms across my chest, gazing out the front windows >she calls over my shoulder, "Everything?" >my energy is spent, I stand there and say nothing >hands are shaking, sweating now >l feel my alpha ruse is beginning to wear thin, I quickly turn around and storm to the cash register Slam a 20 on the counter so they can hear it, then get scared and try not to look at anybody >somebody rings up my order, hands me $5 something back in change > "Oh, I can't remember did you give me a 10 or 20? "KEEP THE CHANGE I growl, but my voice cracks >Actually poor >paid $15 for a sandwich

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「Anonymous 08/09/13(Fri)21:29 No.4704327 Replies: >>4704330224705680 File: 1376098 142891 jpg-(30 KB, 400x300, Subway_Footlong_Oven_Roas(. .).jpg) GD >be at subway >walk in, stand in line, never make eye contact >girl asks what I want, I'm pretty sure she's a qt but I didn't look at her >"I want a roast beef" What kind of bread do you want"? "I already said roast beef." Trying to sound alpha by making my voice unnaturally low It comes out all husky and wavering, not what I hoped for sshe says "ooooooook" >starts making my sandwich on white bread l really wanted wheat but too beta to say anything >Try to play it off by leaning on the counter trying to look really cool and comfortable >"hey, I just cleaned that glass!!! I'm gonna have to charge you extra now!" >looking back, she was just joking around and trying to be fun >didn't realize it at the time though >cross my arms looking at the ground angrily, start clearing my throat really hard the workers are looking at me and giggling now stry to frown and furrow my brow, they can't know my true anxiety >OK what kind of veggies would you like? I only want a few veggies, too shy to go over the whole thing though I'd rather just take off what I don't like at home Pull up my gaze and look her straight in the eyes >cross my eyes a little though so she looks blurry and I can't really tell I'm making eye contact deepest, most clint eastwood type voice I anxiously grumble "1 want EVERYTHING" at this point the whole back line is laughing at me >I turn away from them and cross my arms across my chest, gazing out the front windows >she calls over my shoulder, "Everything?" >my energy is spent, I stand there and say nothing >hands are shaking, sweating now >l feel my alpha ruse is beginning to wear thin, I quickly turn around and storm to the cash register Slam a 20 on the counter so they can hear it, then get scared and try not to look at anybody >somebody rings up my order, hands me $5 something back in change > "Oh, I can't remember did you give me a 10 or 20? "KEEP THE CHANGE I growl, but my voice cracks >Actually poor >paid $15 for a sandwich

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