It is always interesting to watch the "criminals don't obey laws" argument get turned on its head. That its worth the government's time and energy to do anything possible to put barriers between people wanting abortions and the legal means to them, or the same about marijuana, and so on and so forth, but to even say "hey lets make buying a gun take more than a week and involve a minimal background check" is too going too fucking far. This is usually accompanied by a statistic to the effect of over 90% of Americans being in favor of comprehensive background checks, because most Americans think that mass shootings are bad.

You missed the chance to reference "The Incredibles" there and instead did a Mocking Spongebob type format.