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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page SAW 9 SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it' s covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. Thedoll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he's covered in sexwebs. SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. OI course. Don' t be sllLy Yes. 100%. Game please Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale. SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with it SEXY DOLL (CONT'D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of vour kidneys. The cool one BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? 1I didn' t do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die off. TEEN 1 Old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I care. Do not stay in house. Kitchen is a monster. Witch is basement. Beds are ghosts. Sink hates priests. TV is a book. TEEN 2 Get buried. You are a waste of age! Teen 2 is the state jerk. His college major is Vodka Law. TEEN 3 Maybe we leave? This place gives me the crepes. TEEN 4 Stop acting chicken. Your virginity is making you a bird, as usual. The house door swings open. A little girl comes out orphanly. TEEN 2 Your sobriety is not appreciated. Teen 2 throws a can of gin at the little girl. The little girl turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW, but is still orphan. TEXAS CHAINSAW Die, y'all. Houston Dallas. Teen 3 makes a scream. Teen 4 makes a Scream 2. The Texas Chainsaw cuts off Teen 2's body. His blood says hi to all. TEEN 1 No! Teen 2 needs a body to drink. Teen 3 calls 911 but a Frankenstein answers and is upset. OLD MAN Run into the car. Go! I end this. Teen 1 and Teen 3 run into house. Teen 4 runs into chainsaw. OLD MAN (CONT'D) That is not the car. >
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