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with ready player one coming out soon it seems like a good time to remind everyone of this cringeworthy "poem" written by the author of the book: Nerd P--- Auteur by Ernest Cline Cick to play or download the m) I've noticed that there don't seem to be any p---- movies that are made for guys like me All the p--- I've come across was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males Men who like their women stupid and submissive Men who can only get it up for monosyllable c----hungry nymphos with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected llposuctioned women Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look These aren't real women. They're objects And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic These vacuum-headed f--- bunnies don't turn me on. They disgust me. And it's not that I'm against p---------- I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need p--- Fact. Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein, Guys need p--- But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater p--- I want p---- movies that are made with guys like me In mind: Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are. You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses: Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian. Oh yes. First I want to copy her Trig homework and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica. Summa c-- laude, baby That is what I call erotic. But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film? No. Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek P----. I shall be the quintessential Nerd P--- Auteur. And the women in my p---- movies will be the kind that drive nerds like me mad with desire. I'm talking about the girls that used to f--- up the grading curve. The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society. Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAS Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses and chips on their shoulders. My p--- starlets will come in all shapes and sizes. My p--- starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym. this isn't even all of it but I cant suffer through more

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