Splatoon - WELCOME TO SALMON RUN

Welcome to Salmon Run. You’re about to begin the greatest moment of your life. The Salmonids have lost hundreds of Power Eggs and Golden Eggs. The Mothership’s brutalized hordes are now advancing towards Spawning Grounds over mountains of their incapacitated bodies. Our Inkling Party, our nation, our great country, has given us the task not to let the enemy retrieve the eggs and and to defend Spawning Grounds. Forward against the enemy! Up into the unremitting battle, comrades, for Inkopolis, for our great country! Not one step back! Cowards and traitors will be shot! Do not count days, do not count miles, only count the number of Salmonids you have shot. Shoot the Salmonids-this is your mother’s prayer. Shoot the Salmonids-this is the cry of your Inkling earth. Do not waver! Do not give up! Fire! Death to the Salmonid invader!

I was not expecting the most accurate depiction of war to be in Splatoon