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when the school shooter busts into the classroom with an ak-47 but it's actually just the class dumbass who tries to be funny but really doesn't know how to and the autistic kid freaks out and f---- the class pet crab while the teacher has a cretly the autistic kid's parent and also his genetic copy given e of her given the opposite gender in a government project meant to perpetuate the existence of a class based school society of different 'kids' in each class to perform funny antics in a cordoned off section of Missouri that functions as a closed city with no entrance permitted by any outsiders where the CIA raises and places these copy pasted 'kids into different school scenarios with wacky outcomes to generate images on the internet to give clicks to image hosting sites running ads that secretly hold submininal messages used to keep the public from noticing the existence of the nanomachines floating through the air of America which in turn suggest c citizens which breathe them in and allow the current government to stay in power while electing and having wildly Su with while they await body transplants from the used up 'kids' that survive the numerous mass shootings and rapes that occur inside the Missouri false school city and the teacher of your particular class was one day away from what she was told s her release from the school system when in reality her accelerated aging would simply be halted, rendering her brain dead and ready to have the mind of a politician near death implanted into her skull so that the cycle could repeat itself but she gets shot by the school shooter who is program classes until the age or time when their parental units either let them have access to the family safe where the guns are stored or they get opportunity to steal one e quiet in releasing a dopamine na rush into their brain, the only dopamine rush the school shooter type 'kid' is physically able to experience in their accelerated lifetime, further pushin to fufill their role in the school system and perpetuate the image creation agenda of the CIA and the other 'kids' in the class function in similar ways, f------ hamsters being a specific dopamine dispenser t almost all different classes of kids' but this the chemtrails that accidentally flew over e Missouri false city instead of the rural town nearb mental programming with their complacency and nonagression drugs so he stops f------ the hamster and flips the desk so you get confused and start to f--- the hamster before the class vegan takes the hamster away and hands you a piece of lettuce infused with radiation as all the town's food is because radiation renders the sperm of the town infertile so nobody can reproduce without specific clones provided by the CIA but you eat it anyway and your balls fall off from eating more than your daily amount of food laced with radiation and the class gay dude picks them up and tries to suck on them which makes the school shooter puke into his gun which is fairly poorly ma CIA would have a harder time obtaining real guns due to registration issues and this operation is so off book that it would just be more efficient to use 3D printed guns and the gun jams and explodes in the school shooter's face before he can shoot any more than a few people and the explosion causes a rupture in the AC causing the el basement of the school to short out due to overheating and inevitably cause a fire in the basement which leads to the death of several CIA plants in the school as it burns to the ground with everyone inside because the autistic kid accidentally cut the wire to the fire alarm and nobody noticed until the fire had overwhelmed most of the school leading to a net loss of billions of dollars and sinking the project into internal turmoil causing the inevitable end of the program at the hands of congress and gets the n it's 3D printed because the project arrested to save face of the few politicians unexposed by the breakup of h was publicized by a liberal journalist who spotted the fire and slim bomber they could try to protect but the class muslim was out that day so they couldn't bomb and the in the city in an expose which got several people silently killed by the CIA to keep the operation secret but anyway thanks to the liberal media and the Navy Seals came into the false city the next day to extract all the clones and disable their accelerated aging but they don't realize it's designed to render the clones brain dead afterwards so you spend the rest of your life along with most of the eventually got out ital ward onl able to twitch at best but still fully aware of your surrounding while paralyzed in the last e as you realized that the injection was destroying your nerve cells and rendering you brain dead as previously described 0

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