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Burger King Foot Lettuce - Bob Ross making his _Number 15teeeeeen_ favorite painting
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![SCP-015 rating: +1124+X Item #: SCP-015 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-015 is currently being housed in a Foundation base under the guise of a Burger King franchise restaurant in REDACTED], Ohio, with additional security from MTF Alpha-8 "Chills". sCP-015 to be contained in two (2) clear plastic bins. No more than one (1) personnel is to be permitted to be within 0.5 m of SCP-015 Description: SCP-015 is a species of Lactuca sativa (colloquially known as lettuce), recovered by Foundation agents at [REDACTED], Ohio, at the Burger King franchise now presently being operated by the Foundation, after reports of an anomalous entity at the chain were received SCP-015 being operated by Foundation researcher Dr Any personnel within 0.5 m of SCP-015 will feel a gradual impulse to place their feet into its containment bin. When this occurs, personnel currently in contact with SCP-015 will contract mild tinea pedis, or athlete's foot, within twenty-four (24) hours. Athlete's foot is highly treatable, and as such does not pose a risk to the Foundation Studies into SCP-015 have shown that the lettuce in question have not been contaminated with tinea pedis, yet personnel interacting with SCP-015 will contract athlete's foot regardless of physical condition. If a perseonnel with an existing condition of tinea pedis interacts with SCP-015, no physical changes will occur.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/341/680/2fc.png "SCP-015")
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