Pink Diamond: "Peaaaaarl, I'm bored, I want to roll another character!"
Pearl: "What-But you JUST rolled that new Rose Quartz character! That's like your third character in just one campaign… Urgh, fine. What kind of character is it this time?"
Pink Diamond: "A human-gem hybrid!"
Pearl: "A… human-gem hybrid? It's not even in the rules-book, it's clearly stated gems can't reproduce with other races!"
Pink Diamond: "But Peaaaaarl, pleeeeeaaaaaaase?"
Pearl: "… Fine. I'll guess I'll just homebrew a new race really quick…"
Amethyst: I knew it wasn't a good idea to bring the DM's girlfriend into the party…
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Pearl: crystal gem
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