Skyrim Skill Tree - Sneaky Todd

"Hey there. I see you're, uh, invested with Blades, there. How you liking it? Good? Good. Oh, what's that? You encountered a bug? Don't worry about it, we'll delay the release for a week and probably'll fix it. Hey, listen, I know it's a free game and all… Install a couple copies on your phone. Sure, they'll take up space, but you're showing my game support. C'mon, man. Oh, by the way, have you heard of Skyrim Demastered Edition? Brand new concept. We're backporting Skyrim all the way to the Sinclair, at only $2 off the closer the console is to todday-- today. Recommend my game and I'll squeeze you into closed beta, sound good?"

He actually does this for everyone who plays the game.

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