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Dode How old is your GF? What? She is 41 Hhhhhh she could be your mom Yeah it's your mom DESTRUCTION 100
This is Warrick Dunn. His mom was a Baton Rouge police officer who was shot and killed while he was a senior in high school. He raised his 5 siblings while in college, graduated and went to the NFL. He built and paid for over 145 homes for single mothers, sacrificing millions of dollars so they could have better lives. RESTORATION 100
B------ 800$ A--- 1700$ i came He was secretly masturbating masturbating in the office $69 Your total will be $469 Wait why $469? CLEANING FEE 100 CONVENIENCE FEE 100 SERVICE FEE 100 ТАX 100
Principal: Your son always jacks off here in school Dad: He always jacks off did I ever call you? at home, While m----------- is acceptable in a private setting, it is highly indecent and distasteful when performed in public, such as at school. Public indecent exposure is illegal and can result in jail time depending on the extent. Thus, the teacher made the right decision by reporting Phim to the principal. Bosnian Big Chungus, I'm so horny right now, do you want to have sex with me? While I do consent to this sexual act, I think we should delay it to later, as since we're commenting on this meme, we're visible to the public. Like you said earlier, public indecency is unacceptable Sorry, it seems like my sex drive got the better of me and made me seem like a hypocrite. I will use this as a life lesson to always use reason and think before I act WHOLESO ME 1 00
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About

Skyrim Skill Tree refers to photoshopped reaction images in which a headline about a person doing something is paired with a screenshot of a corresponding skill from the leveling-up system on Skyrim, demonstrating that person's proficiency in said skill. For example, "Speech: 110" would be paired with an image of Bill Clinton saying he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, showing his proficiency at lying convincingly.

Origin

In Skyrim , when a player has enough experience points, they can level up by entering a skill tree system, wherein they spend their experience points on improving a certain skill. On June 18th, 2017, /r/dankmemes user Autistic_Spinning[1] posted the first template, in which a video of an escaped prisoner convincing a police officer he was out jogging is paired with "Speech: 100" (shown below). The post gained over 21,300 points.

dash cam of an escaped prisoner speaking to a police officer and a leveled up screen for the speech skill in Skyrim

Spread

This was the first of dozens of posts on the subreddit using the format. Some other popular examples include Bill Clinton's "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" quote that gained over 21,100 points (shown below, left)[2] and a headline about a teen dying from a "60 minute masturbation challenge" that gained over 3,900 points (shown below, right).[3]

ldid not have sexual relations with that woman SPEECH J10
BREAKING NEWS TEEN DIES FROM 60 MINUTE M----------- CHALLENGE NEWS4 ONE-HANDED 100

Another popular strand of jokes involves Caitlyn Jenner's Gender Transition being paired with "Alteration: 100" (examples shown below). The popularity of the jokes was covered by The Daily Dot[4] on the 19th.

OOD PHERD I RVICES tue PSE "Call me Caitlyn GLOB BISSINGERANNIE LEIBOITz am 15 ALTERATION ENCH
VANIDKFAIR "Call me Caitlyn BISSINGER ANNIE LEIBOVT ILLUSION 100

Various Examples

Casey Anthony: 'I didn't kill my daughter' EEGHI IJO
SNEAK 100
MAN ACCUSED OF E---------- IN HIS BOSS' COFFEE EVERYDAY FOR4 YEARS SNEAK 100
ALCHEMY! INCREASED To/86 21
The little boy who started a sex change aged eight because he (and his lesbian parents) knew he always wanted to be a girl By Daily Mail Reporter 11:18 EDT 29 Sep 2011, updated 07:04 EDT 30 Sep 2011 ALTERATION 100
ILLUSION 100

Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – S🅱eech

[2] Reddit – He didn't

[3] Reddit – One 🅱anded Increased

[4] Daily Dot – Skyrim memes are back--and they’re actually funny this time

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Skyrim Skill Tree

Skyrim Skill Tree

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Updated Jun 18, 2023 at 10:34AM EDT by Philipp.

Added Jun 20, 2017 at 10:54AM EDT by Adam.

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About

Skyrim Skill Tree refers to photoshopped reaction images in which a headline about a person doing something is paired with a screenshot of a corresponding skill from the leveling-up system on Skyrim, demonstrating that person's proficiency in said skill. For example, "Speech: 110" would be paired with an image of Bill Clinton saying he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, showing his proficiency at lying convincingly.

Origin

In Skyrim , when a player has enough experience points, they can level up by entering a skill tree system, wherein they spend their experience points on improving a certain skill. On June 18th, 2017, /r/dankmemes user Autistic_Spinning[1] posted the first template, in which a video of an escaped prisoner convincing a police officer he was out jogging is paired with "Speech: 100" (shown below). The post gained over 21,300 points.


dash cam of an escaped prisoner speaking to a police officer and a leveled up screen for the speech skill in Skyrim

Spread

This was the first of dozens of posts on the subreddit using the format. Some other popular examples include Bill Clinton's "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" quote that gained over 21,100 points (shown below, left)[2] and a headline about a teen dying from a "60 minute masturbation challenge" that gained over 3,900 points (shown below, right).[3]


ldid not have sexual relations with that woman SPEECH J10 BREAKING NEWS TEEN DIES FROM 60 MINUTE M----------- CHALLENGE NEWS4 ONE-HANDED 100

Another popular strand of jokes involves Caitlyn Jenner's Gender Transition being paired with "Alteration: 100" (examples shown below). The popularity of the jokes was covered by The Daily Dot[4] on the 19th.


OOD PHERD I RVICES tue PSE "Call me Caitlyn GLOB BISSINGERANNIE LEIBOITz am 15 ALTERATION ENCH VANIDKFAIR "Call me Caitlyn BISSINGER ANNIE LEIBOVT ILLUSION 100

Various Examples


Casey Anthony: 'I didn't kill my daughter' EEGHI IJO SNEAK 100 MAN ACCUSED OF E---------- IN HIS BOSS' COFFEE EVERYDAY FOR4 YEARS SNEAK 100 ALCHEMY! INCREASED To/86 21 The little boy who started a sex change aged eight because he (and his lesbian parents) knew he always wanted to be a girl By Daily Mail Reporter 11:18 EDT 29 Sep 2011, updated 07:04 EDT 30 Sep 2011 ALTERATION 100 ILLUSION 100

Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – S🅱eech

[2] Reddit – He didn't

[3] Reddit – One 🅱anded Increased

[4] Daily Dot – Skyrim memes are back--and they’re actually funny this time

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I see much potential (and am pretty sure I've seen examples before). All I want is more examples of extremely low skills.
Say we take something a character or celebrity said that no one believed, and pair it with an image of the lowest possible speech skill level.

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