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Anonymous (ID igFePQeC),ǐ 06/05/18(1 ue05:17: 11 NO 1/4 109528 22174112825 22174112912 2 1741130贬2217411308122174113554 22174113700 2217411387">174113907 2 174114183 22174114441 22174114825 22174114901 2 1741149022174114946 221741150競2 174115154 22174115221 2 174115323 22174115325 22174115405 22174115564 22174115808 22174115856 22174115902 2174116049 22174116108 22174116244 22174116266 2217411633122174116539 22174116640 22174116670 22174116795 22174117227 22174117286 >174108535 (OP) Meeting women in RL is so fuckkng easy. So f------ easy 1) stop giving a f--- about what they think of you 2) take a lap around the bar and talk to everyone, tell the groups of women you see Ladies you are looking good tonightil" Then just walk away 3) Dance and have fun, tell other people to have fun, 4) Do another lap ask people if they are having fun tonight, remember to smile 5) Let time go by The single women who are into you will begin to position themselves closer, strike up conversation the ice has already been broken twice, keep it light and fun, joke be silly. Ask them silly questions like if you were stuck on a desert island and could only eat one food for the rest of your life what woukd it be? "If you became disabled but were still able to have sex in one position for the rest of your life what would it be? 6) the ones who are really interested ask for their number, hell in a group of 4 single girls get them all who cares remember you stop giving a f--- at 1 7) Have good ending logistics, so it's comfortable and easy to take one home where you are Rinse and repeat. Im married and have a belly now, wemt out Saturday and stopped at number 5, could have gotten laid by at least 4 HOTTIES in that place, its so f------ easy Later that evening... Ladies you are looking good tonight!! Ladies vou are looking cood tonight!! Then just walk away Then just walk away "yeah I still got the moves" Ladies you are looking good tonight! Then just walk away

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The Boomer's guide to women


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