Inkling: I'm a Smash fighter
Lucina: Do you use a sword?
Palutena: Do you use magic?
Rosalina: Are You royalty?
Peach: Have you ever been captured?
Daisy: do you resemble an already existing fighter?
Bayonetta: Were you voted in by fans?
Samus: do you fight evil monsters whose only instinct is to destroy everything?
Zelda: is your world bight and cheerful, but hides a surprisingly dark and creepy twist?

Inkling: W-Woomy…