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Decode your teen's TT lingo! More than 85% of teenagers use cell phones every day. Use this guide to figure out their secret "text code" and keep them out of trouble. DLOD: Doing Lots Of Drugs SBBQ:Sex Barbecue OMGB: Old Man Gangbang PSMD: Parents Suck Mad D. NMH: Need More Heroin PMC: Prolapsing My Colon LKAB: Let's Kill A Bum MHIO: My Hole Is Open D---

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ryan teague beckwith @ryanbeckwith Follow Dear teens, All of the words below are officially over. Time to come up with a new vocabulary before your uncle asks you if Thanksgiving is lit Sincerely, The Olds KT NELSON @KrangTNelson oh my god of course USA Today did this
Morgan Austin, 20, left, and Mahala Herron-Rutland, 20, say many of the same words have different meanings, depending on the context. One example is the word "addy," which can refer to "address" or the drug Adderall. JENNIFER JOLLY Beef a disagreement or hostility used by teens BRB be right back Bruh another way of saying"bro"orKMS/KYS - kill myself, kill yourself Kickback a casual get-together "brother blocked on social media latch on to other, more popular people cringe-worthy used sarcastically Lean-an intoxicating drink made using soda and cough syrup Canceled-done, deleted, finished, Clout Chaser someone who tries to Meme a joke or reference to some thing OP out of pocket, used when some- Clout Demon a wannabe Cringey awkward, uncomfortable, thing is extreme or offensive Pods disposable cartridge for a nic Curve reject someone's advances otine vaporizer Dead A-- To be completely and Ratchet loud, obnoxious, trashy Saucy feisty or sassy Savage wild or harsh honestly serious Dead - overwhelmed or exhausted Dime rating of attractiveness, 10/10 Shade trash talk Down in the DM direct messaging Shook shocked, upset someone privately, usually to hook up Sips tea -minding your own busi Drip, Drippin flashy, ostentatious ness Extra over the top F2F face to face, meeting in person Squad your closest group of friends Fam the friends you are closest Stan-have an intense fandom for a Smash to hook up, have sex with particular object, such as a singer, ath lete, or company Finna e going to/about to, short for fixing to Finsta a fake Instagram account awesome Fleeky amazing or great Glow-Up an incredible transforma- thing is suspicious or sketchy Straight fire popular, trendy or Sus short for suspect, when som TBH to be honest tion Goals a lifestyle to strive for GOAT greatest of all time, mainly Thicc voluptuous, curvy bo Tea gossip used in sports (usually a compliment) Gucci good, cool High-key a lot, wanting everyone from a specific person Thirsty -wants attention, or usually to know something Throw shade talking badly about a Hit a lick to steal something Hundo P 100 percent, confirming Tweaking person or thing high, usually on am something phetamines It's lit I'm cool, awesome, great V very wi, when something crazy or un something so funny it made you weak n Juice credibility, respect, can also W mean booze or drugs expected (good) happens - sues, originally to describe being aware oke enlightened about social is Juul a popular brand of vaporizer about racism and police violence
Teen Texting Codes What your teens texts ACTUALLY mean More than 88% of teenagers use codes to avoid their parents understanding their texts. Are you prepared? SMBO S------- my brains out PSB Parents Suck Balls MOWU -Making out with uncle SDT-Sucking daddies toes JOHP Jacking off homeless people KND - Killing neighbors dogs DLOD Doing lots of drugs WHCL -Wathcing hentai call later CIEUA - Can l eat your ass EGP - Eating grandma's pills SUS -Shooting up school COWTB -Cold one with the boys
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