Notes:

Article headlines about a woman that married a train station and had mental sexual intercourse with it, followed by the Thomas Seen Everything, Time To Leave. This comment a very much in the spirit of That's enough internet for today but because of the specific detail of the woman liking a train station, this version is funnier. This image was #33 on a list of 48 great pics and meme to improve your mood which appears to have taken the article headline from the Daily Mirror