Inkling: "Hey Olimar, what do you want on the pizza?"
Olimar: gestures to his helmet
Inkling: "Cool, yeah, I'll have an extra large pineapple."

Actually, I did reading. Pineapple (with out the skin and in small amounts) is actually perfectly fine for a dog to eat, and neither is tomato sauce nor crust. The only issue is the cheese, really.

The duck is a whole other story. Bread can actually lead to wing deformities if given too much.