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Snake Eyes *TIERMAKER Eighty-Eight Teeth Hammer Head P---- Cat Bat Man Double- Header Pickle P--- Pumpkin Head Neon Noodle Jukebox Jaw Wolf Man Rubber Head

UPDATE 1.1 - I think Sheik would be better as a Hydro vision wielder.

This tier list sorts the roster by what vision element they would have if they were in Genshin Impact.

I did not make this tier list myself! Credit goes to eggy bread on Pinterest for first upload! And also, I might make another version of this tier list with the full roster updated to Sora.

The ETIERMAKER watermark So let me be and l'll set you free, I AM IN MISERY, there ain't nobody that can comfort me, I save d*** by giving it CPR (I save d*** by giving it CPR, yes), put my mouth in it like CPR, let's make p--- and watch it on VCR REESE'S PUFFS! REESE'S PUFFS! EAT THEM UP, EAT THEM UP, EAT THEM UP, EAT THEM UP!

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About

Smash Ultimate Tier Lists refer to parodies of Tier Lists ranking the characters of Super Smash Brothers Ultimate by various qualities that often have nothing to do with their abilities as fighters.

Precursor

Prior to Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, similar parodies spread for other games in the Super Smash Brothers series such as Melee. For example, a tier list for Melee characters based on how well they're known outside of Smash appeared on Reddit on August 5th, 2016 (shown below, left). Another posted by Twitter user @_ClayPot used the Wii U roster to make a Who Says Fuck meme (shown below, right).

Created by BWZA via "Reddit.":https://m.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4w90h5/melee_tier_list_based_on_their_smash/

regularly says has sworn off saying f---, but said it at some point has not said f--- before, can if so desired has not said f--- before and will threaten you for saying it has not said f--- before and refuses to say it doesnt know what "f---" is legally cannot say f---

Origin

Smash Ultimate parody lists began appearing after the roster was announced in the June 12th, 2018 Everyone Is Here! Nintendo Direct. This was aided by a Tier List generator hosted on SSBWorld^[1] that launched July 24th, 2018.^[2]

Spread

Popular early examples include a tweet by @TheRealQNS who ranked the characters based on how well they'd be at babysitting, gaining over 2,500 retweets and 7,400 likes (shown below, left). Another by @OuendanL based on the film Monster House gained over 350 retweets and 790 likes (shown below, right).

Actual Parent Would be great at babysitting Would be okay at babysitting Would be mediocre at babysitting Would be horrible at babysitting Child

Thinks the old dude from Monster House DID NOT f--- the house, has seen the movie Thinks he didn't f--- the house has Not seen the movie Thinks the old dude from Monster House f----- the house, has seen the movie Thinks he f----- the house, has Not seen the movie Has F----- The House seen the movie, but in the future and has yet to find out if he f---- the house doesn't know what f------ is kins the old dude kins the house

On January 3rd, 2019, NintendoLife^[3] covered the spread of the parodies. Popular variations covered there include a list based on how the characters would pay at the end of a date (shown below, left). Another judged the characters based on "roundness."

Don't worry, I'll get the check o o "Let's split it 505/50" Silently pays for the tip "This was your idea, you pay for it!'" Eats the food Deadass leaves

Very round Kinda round Has some round parts Not round Can become round if desired

Various Examples

Specific explanations:
- Rosalina is not really stated to be either royalty or a deity figure, and is considered to be a weirdo with a spaceship.
- Kings K. Rool and Dedede's declarations of sovereignty are not recognized.
- Isabelle is bourgeois because she has a job, whereas other furries like Sonic and DK are basically hobos
- reports of Yoshi being under investigation by the IRS unconfirmed but likely
- Robin is technically nobility but their family's failings drag them down
- ZSS and Samus are the same person. Mario and Doctor Mario are not.
- Pac-Man has a job
- Mii Fighters don't count
- Lucas should probably be in the "Criminals" category but whoops

I may have gotten a couple of these wrong, I'm afraid I don't know everyone's baclstories and some of these are debatable, just try to keep it civil folks.

Is Santae Believes in Santa Won't admit to believing in Santa Doesn't believe in Santa (But is willing to play along) Tells kids that Santa isn't real Doesn't know who Santa is Dresses up as Santa Dresses up but only for their child

Can I waifu/husbando them? Better Question: Why you aren't? Absolutely I won't judge 4 Effin furry ее You'll burn in the deepest depths of hell

Royal treasury Business ownership & treasure hunting Stolen fortune Rich family Wealth through adventuring Wealth throughI trade Steady paying work Sponsorship payments Unsteady contract work No need for money No concept of money Under audit and investigation by the IRS

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External References

^[1] SSB World – Smash Ultimate Tier List Generator

^[2] Twitter – SSBWorld

^[3] NintendoLife – People Are Making Meme-Worthy Smash Ultimate Tier Lists And They're Utterly Wonderful

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