"Hey Louis, remember that time I tried to be relevant again by hopping on an internet trend?"

[cue bad mash-up of pixelated/drawn combo of Peter on the New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe trailer in place of Toadette]

"Oh sweet, now I can be a hot videogame girl like those on the inter-" [puts crown and begins to painfully morph into some sort of deformed princess]

"AAAAAAH OOOOH OH MY GOD, WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW PLEASE!"

[next 2 minutes are just Peter in mild pain grabbing his knee]

hey 🅱owsette