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The Becky Being The Stacy Goddess Nerdy bun Tried make-up once, got allergic- reaction Runs her own make-up parlour Glorious, long hair dances with the wind No clothing store has small enough bras for her Is the child that was supposed to be a boy Only daughter of her parents, cherished by her whole family Only girl in the chess club, barely gets any attention from the Virgins Had to take breast reduction surgery in order to see her toes, still the best melons in the whole world Has a collection of finest Chanel perfumes designed by Coco Chanel herself Never heard of perfume, clothes reek of her cats Has to ask the Virgin to the prom During weekends is usually the hostess of parties for her and her Chad and Stacy friends Uses internet only with her phone to use social media During weekends usually sits at her computer and surfs in tumblr and Har Potter forums All the Chads text her prior to the prom Wears $40 fake Vans $2000 Gucci high heels

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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