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dependent on humans to give it food, shelter and protection in exchange, lets humans fondle its t--- and take its offspring literally melts rocks into weapons and tools decorates himself to show individuality too stupid to think has clear hierarchy and division of labor content in lying around forever worships his ancestors has to walk on all fours transfers his accumulated knowledge to the next generation has no aim in life beyond eating and reproducing looks identical to any other member of its species, can only identify each other by smell wears the skin of his defeated enemies only reason its still alive is because human leave it alone vulnerable parts of its body are hidden away walks upright, ready for anything tortures each other for fun goes extinct because one tiny thing changed in its environment makes mother nature his bitch knows he's going to die, lives anyway

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The Virgin Animal V the Chad Human by nihilpill


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Oct 26, 2018 at 09:06PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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