To be fair, he is one that's used to deal with apocalyptic, world-ending situations with powerful deities on a regular basis.

Even Shulk could not escape despite literally seeing it coming.

Even Sonic could not escape despite being the fastest thing alive.

Even Palutena could not escape despite being a literal goddess who can actually be faster than Sonic for a while.

But Kirby did.

All Hail Kirby.