Super Smash Brothers Ultimate - YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH THEM SIMON

When you think about it, Bayo must find Simon extremely desirable. If those pictures I've seen on the internet are to be believed, she could relatively easily have any man she wants in the Smash roster. But Simon's strong Christian zeal and chastity means he is immune to her seduction. And what could possibly be more tempting than something you can't have? This must be why Bayo tries messing with him so much, just to get closer to him.

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