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An analytical comparison of lifeatyle choices between WAGESLAVES 0 The NEET starts their day at4pm, despite sleeping for over 11 hours, the NEET still feels drained. The NEET cant remember the last time he woke up feeling happy, since last nights 3am Dota session leaves him with bloodshot eyes and constant head- The Wageslave starts his day at 6:00, waking up just in time to catch the end of the sunrise and sounds of neighbourhood coming to life. Because he is an adult and has properly planned his sleep, the Wageslave feels refreshed and iwigorated. Since the NEET's parents are at work and forgot to make his lunch for him, the NEET is forced to feed himself. Unfortunately the NEET doen't know how to cook, so resorts to making instant noodles again He knows it's bad for him, but oh well, what's another 10 pounds at this point Oh honey, made breakfast again? You didn't have to do that!" But of course the Wageslave's ginfriend is happy to make her breadwinner a healthy and delicious meal While you shower she makes your choice of smoked bacon and eggs, or waffles and blueberries. Or both at once, you can afford it after all. The daily commute is never fun, but it's always enjoyable with surround sound and air-conditioning. The Wageslave sips on an iced coffee while listening to the morning news, relishing in the looks of envy his new Porsche 911 gets from the Now the real day begins, the NEET jumps onto his computer and browses 4chan and reddit until he gets bored. He knows he should read one of the novels his parents bought for him, since he has big plans to be a writer, but for some reason he just doesn't have the energy. Oh well, he'll probably do it tomorrow, the NEET has nothing but time after Work begins with a chat to his co-workers, being a functioning member of society, the Wageslave is able to easly make friends and always looks forward to these morning conversations. By 10am the Wageslave has been invited to a concert had a lively discussion about last nights Game of Thrones episode, and has been brought apple-cinnamon scones by the intern The NEET hasn't moved for literally 4 hours, whern he's hungry he simply screams and his mother brings him a quesadilla, unable to completely hide the look of pity and disgust on her face as she enters the NEETs room 0 0 The Wageslave finally begins work, being an educated man, the Wageslave works n a white-collar position. In between reviewing case-files and writing copy, the Wageslave uses his frequent breaks to research Las Vegas, since his boss is sending him there next week. Travel is a frequent part of his lifestyle, as his work is highly valued and praised around the world Now to try something dMerent, the NEET moves on from 4chan to Steam, playing through his backlog almost feels like work and gives him a sense of purpose. Since Steam achievements are the only source of accomplishment in his life, he pours most of his life into gaming, all while still boasting about grand later amibitions in life. At dinner the NEET's parents ask him if he has any plans to move out or try college again. The NEET'S mumbled response of "no",causes his mother to burst into tears. The NEET's father remains emotionless, he has long pretended his son is already It's already payday? The Wageslave has decided not to place this weeks money nto stocks, so he's planned a trip to lbiza. With his pay easily accounting for the home he owns, the Wageslave uses his disposable income to furnish his lavish ifestyle, enjoying the many benefits of the world for himselt, rather than through a computer screen Deciding to challenge himself, the NEET now begins to argue with strangers over the internet. As the NEET's undeveloped mind is unable to objectively view topics, he resorts to using racial slurs and logical falacies to rabidly defend any trivial concept he's chosen. Among the NEET's favourite arguments is attacking anyone with a job or basic social skills, as the NEET's combination of insecurity and narcissism cause him to irrationally lash out at those who are better than him Ge, everyonel 5am comes quickly at the Wageslaves job, so the group decides to go out for drinks The Wageslave enjoys their company almost as much as he enjoys the fine Belgian beer on tap, and the Happy Hour specials. The group discusses politics, philosophy and personal lives, all laughing at the thought of spending the whole day at home The NEET now spends the rest of his night alternating between video games, internet surfing and violently masturbating to progressively more tabboo p----------, as the NEET's lack of money and friends make it impossible to ever go out and create new experiences The Wageslave has decided to give his girlfriend a night off, so they take to town to see a movie and visit that new French resteraunt. The waiter applauds the Wageslave's perfect pronunciation (Learned from last years trip to Europe), and hasten to fetch some wine, as the Wageslave is known for his generous tips At Sam the NEET forces his mishappen bulk out of his gaming chair and into bed. As the NEET tries to sleep he is struck by how little he has achieved this year The NEET now vows to better himself through reading, excercise and a change of lifestyle the NEET even considers finding a job to progress his dreams in life. Unfortunstely this spurt of ambition will wither as soon as the NEET wakes up, and realises it's all just too hard At midnight the Wageslave decides to settle in bed with his girlfriend. As he smells the perfume in her hair, and the soft feeling of 2,000 stitch Egvptiarn cotton sheets, the Wageslave feels a deep feeling of contentment. His life is nothing but continuous achievement, a sense of pride the NEET will never know

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Average Lives with Rentoid Parents gang "Life for me is nothing more than working and paying "Mom is picking up pizzas on her way home from work!" bills."
paying for education just so you can get a job to pay for your loans and bills your nine to five job makes you miserable and barely sustains the cost of living developing unhealthy coping mechanisms and distractions from the terrors of life that cost even more money realising your nine to five job actually makes you a slave to capitalism and wage inequality realising that life has no actual meaning and that you're just going to work till you eventually die of illness, old age or whatnot having children to pass on the gift of life
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An analytical comparison of lifeatyle choices between WAGESLAVES 0 The NEET starts their day at4pm, despite sleeping for over 11 hours, the NEET still feels drained. The NEET cant remember the last time he woke up feeling happy, since last nights 3am Dota session leaves him with bloodshot eyes and constant head- The Wageslave starts his day at 6:00, waking up just in time to catch the end of the sunrise and sounds of neighbourhood coming to life. Because he is an adult and has properly planned his sleep, the Wageslave feels refreshed and iwigorated. Since the NEET's parents are at work and forgot to make his lunch for him, the NEET is forced to feed himself. Unfortunately the NEET doen't know how to cook, so resorts to making instant noodles again He knows it's bad for him, but oh well, what's another 10 pounds at this point Oh honey, made breakfast again? You didn't have to do that!" But of course the Wageslave's ginfriend is happy to make her breadwinner a healthy and delicious meal While you shower she makes your choice of smoked bacon and eggs, or waffles and blueberries. Or both at once, you can afford it after all. The daily commute is never fun, but it's always enjoyable with surround sound and air-conditioning. The Wageslave sips on an iced coffee while listening to the morning news, relishing in the looks of envy his new Porsche 911 gets from the Now the real day begins, the NEET jumps onto his computer and browses 4chan and reddit until he gets bored. He knows he should read one of the novels his parents bought for him, since he has big plans to be a writer, but for some reason he just doesn't have the energy. Oh well, he'll probably do it tomorrow, the NEET has nothing but time after Work begins with a chat to his co-workers, being a functioning member of society, the Wageslave is able to easly make friends and always looks forward to these morning conversations. By 10am the Wageslave has been invited to a concert had a lively discussion about last nights Game of Thrones episode, and has been brought apple-cinnamon scones by the intern The NEET hasn't moved for literally 4 hours, whern he's hungry he simply screams and his mother brings him a quesadilla, unable to completely hide the look of pity and disgust on her face as she enters the NEETs room 0 0 The Wageslave finally begins work, being an educated man, the Wageslave works n a white-collar position. In between reviewing case-files and writing copy, the Wageslave uses his frequent breaks to research Las Vegas, since his boss is sending him there next week. Travel is a frequent part of his lifestyle, as his work is highly valued and praised around the world Now to try something dMerent, the NEET moves on from 4chan to Steam, playing through his backlog almost feels like work and gives him a sense of purpose. Since Steam achievements are the only source of accomplishment in his life, he pours most of his life into gaming, all while still boasting about grand later amibitions in life. At dinner the NEET's parents ask him if he has any plans to move out or try college again. The NEET'S mumbled response of "no",causes his mother to burst into tears. The NEET's father remains emotionless, he has long pretended his son is already It's already payday? The Wageslave has decided not to place this weeks money nto stocks, so he's planned a trip to lbiza. With his pay easily accounting for the home he owns, the Wageslave uses his disposable income to furnish his lavish ifestyle, enjoying the many benefits of the world for himselt, rather than through a computer screen Deciding to challenge himself, the NEET now begins to argue with strangers over the internet. As the NEET's undeveloped mind is unable to objectively view topics, he resorts to using racial slurs and logical falacies to rabidly defend any trivial concept he's chosen. Among the NEET's favourite arguments is attacking anyone with a job or basic social skills, as the NEET's combination of insecurity and narcissism cause him to irrationally lash out at those who are better than him Ge, everyonel 5am comes quickly at the Wageslaves job, so the group decides to go out for drinks The Wageslave enjoys their company almost as much as he enjoys the fine Belgian beer on tap, and the Happy Hour specials. The group discusses politics, philosophy and personal lives, all laughing at the thought of spending the whole day at home The NEET now spends the rest of his night alternating between video games, internet surfing and violently masturbating to progressively more tabboo p----------, as the NEET's lack of money and friends make it impossible to ever go out and create new experiences The Wageslave has decided to give his girlfriend a night off, so they take to town to see a movie and visit that new French resteraunt. The waiter applauds the Wageslave's perfect pronunciation (Learned from last years trip to Europe), and hasten to fetch some wine, as the Wageslave is known for his generous tips At Sam the NEET forces his mishappen bulk out of his gaming chair and into bed. As the NEET tries to sleep he is struck by how little he has achieved this year The NEET now vows to better himself through reading, excercise and a change of lifestyle the NEET even considers finding a job to progress his dreams in life. Unfortunstely this spurt of ambition will wither as soon as the NEET wakes up, and realises it's all just too hard At midnight the Wageslave decides to settle in bed with his girlfriend. As he smells the perfume in her hair, and the soft feeling of 2,000 stitch Egvptiarn cotton sheets, the Wageslave feels a deep feeling of contentment. His life is nothing but continuous achievement, a sense of pride the NEET will never know

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