The Angry Video Game Nerd - Making the mother of diarrhea dumps here Jack,can't save every s----- game!

"Fuckin' cyborg ninjas coming into my life and wasting my time. Who the fuck lifts a five ton appendage from a knockoff Metal Gear and slices the body into chunks? Raiden, apparently, or Jack the Ripper as he likes to be called. Right. More like Jacking off on the Shitter! What a shitload of fuck you turned out to be! You were given a normal body and got your wife back, but I guess she didn't like your robo-dick so you decided to go back to war. If you were worth your salt he would've marched into the Konami office and sliced all their tiny Japanese dicks off inch by inch, but instead you had to fucking go and piss me off! What were you thinking?!"