I ship this.

You'll not hurt anyone, tuning a yellow-livered lizard around.
You'd be better off using your back bag for a weapon.
This is a Sword Legendary! And it's bigger than yours.
What do you think of that, Mr. Shorts-Wearing, Sock-Face Tadpole-Wielding, Highfalutin Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril High-Hat, Bland-looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Tea-Drinking Jelly-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Void-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie, Cully-Breek-Tattie?