The Casting Couch - This Also Had to Be Done

"He's gonna take a girl nice and fast
To plow his hard into her ass
She's gonna have
The nerdy cock
Rapidly give her Link's good ol' cunt thrust
She's gonna eat
The throbbing dick meat
Of his rock hard rod, then put in her bust
He's the horniest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Aroused Nintendo Nerd
He's the Blue-Balled Atari SEGA Nerd
He's the Perverse Video Game Neeeeeeeeerd!"

I guess the game isn't the only thing that's gonna be sucking ass.