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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at we have to move a bunch of boxes 229 KB PNG >I pick one up, trip and fall "don't be such a silly little boy" Sinstant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 34 Replies /5 Images View Thread

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at we have to move a bunch of boxes 229 KB PNG >I pick one up, trip and fall "don't be such a silly little boy" Sinstant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 34 Replies /5 Images View Thread

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Dr. Cave Johnson

Dr. Cave Johnson

Apr 04, 2019 at 11:51AM EDT

What is it about moving boxes and 4chan users discovering their sexuality?

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Carrie Enright

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