"ITT: My girlfriend eats with her mouth open all the time, what can I do to fix it?"
"Dude, she's a whale shark yoU CAN'T JSUT SAY THAT."

Me: [sees the first image, without really noticing the tail]
"Oh, she seems pretty nice, but I don't think she's anything special."
[notices her size in the second image, along with the underwater motif]
"…Okay, I guess my mind is immediately changed and being with a woman like this would actually be fucking amazing."
[sees the third image]
"oh god my heart"

why the fuck does my brain work like this