J: "Mother, I wish to go out late and defeat the evils of society with my comrades."
B: "What did the cat say?"
J: "He said it was okay."
M: "I TOLD HIM TO GO TO BED!"
B: "Do as he commands, sweetheart."

God, they REALLY do look alike. I'm really digging this 'Bayonetta is Joker spiritual mom' meme.