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DEAR LIBERALS HOLY F------ S---. I WANT TO BANG THE ANIMAL CROSSING DOG SO GODDAMN BAD. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. EVERY TIME I GO TO THE TOWN HALL I GET A MASSIVE ERECTION. I'VE SEEN LITERALLY EVERY RULE 34 POST THERE IS OF HER ONLINE. MY DREAMS ARE NOTHING BUT CONSTANT F------ SEX WITH ISABELLE. I'M SICK OF WAKING UP EVERY MORNING WITH SIX NUTS IN MY BOXERS AND KNOWING THAT THOSE ARE NUTS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN BUSTED INSIDE OF ISABELLE'S TIGHT DOG P----. I WANT HER TO HAVE MY MUTANT HUMAN/DOG BABIES. F---, MY F------ MOM CAUGHT ME WITH THE NEIGHBORS DOG. I'D DRESSED HER IN MY SISTER'S SKIRT AND WENT TO F------ TOWN. SHE HASN'T SAID A WORD TO ME IN 10 HOURS AND I'M WORRIED SHE'S GONNA TAKE AWAY MY 3DS. I MIGHT NOT EVER GET TO SEE ISABELLE AGAIN.

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Okay. So, I've been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to "bang the Animal Crossing dog", and frankly-I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn't "the Animal Crossing dog", it's Isabelle. It's a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don't even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her! Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Isabelle is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you've ever wanted to bang Isabelle, you should be disgusted with yourself Unlike you cretins, I however-respect her. Sure, it's possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn't dare do such a thing. Isabelle is a f------ queen, and deserves to be treated as such ang The Animal Crossing dog". I want to hug her. I want to in a healthy and loving relationship with Isabelle. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window.I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life,because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I f------ love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful head to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful ey es. However, if I were to ever have sex with Isabelle, I wouldn't simply be "banging" her. If Isabelle were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I'd slowly and gently caress her soft, golden fur as slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight dog p----. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn't give to feel her adorable little paws running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that dogs do where their legs spaz out. That'd just be so f------ hot. l'd probably end up c------ all over her, so it gets in her fur. But goddamn. I love that fur so much, that l'cd personally lick off every last drop of c--, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous fur as possible. But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus. But Digby on the other hand. Now he's somebody that I'd wanna bang
Holy f------ s---. I want to bang Nebula so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go watch Avengers Endgame I get a massive erection at the movie theatre. I've seen literally every rule 34 post and p--- parody there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f------ sex with Nebula. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nebula's tight smurfette p----. I want her to have my mutant human/cyborg babies. F---, my mom caught me with the toaser. I'd painted it blue so it would look like her. She hasn't said a word to me n 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my GOTG and GOTG Vol. 2 4k Blurays. I might never get to see Nebula again.
knowing your kink limitations as a person that you can't actually f--- a movie character Isma Ferro Marvel Shieldposting 28 minutes ago. MARVEL Holy f------ s---. I want to bang Nebula so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go watch Avengers Endgame I get a massive erection at the movie theatre. I've seen literally every rule 34 post and p--- parody there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f------ sex with Nebula. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nebula's tight smurfette p----. I want her to have my mutant human/cyborg babies. F---, my mom caught me with the toaser. I'd painted it blue so it would look like her. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my GOTG and GOTG Vol. 2 4k Blurays. I might never get to see Nebula again.
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