Holy Fucking Shit. I Want to Bang X So Goddamn Bad.
Added 4 years ago by Matt • Updated about a year ago by Rose Abrams
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Type: Copypasta
Tags: nebula avengers avengers endgame copypasta animal crossing isabelle fortnite fandom sex rule 34 beamo1080 catmality regretful-decisions
About
Holy Fucking Shit. I Want to Bang So Goddamn Bad is a copypasta used to express a sarcastic sexual attraction to various fictional characters. The original copypasta reads:
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
Origin
On March 30th, 2018, Redditor [1] Beamo1080 posted the earliest known variation of the copypasta in the /r/copypasta subreddit. The post received more than 690 points (99% upvoted) and 40 comments in about one year (shown below).
Spread
On January 14th, 2019, Redditor[4] catmality posted the Isabelle variation in the /r/copypasta subreddit, where it received more than 4,700 points (95% upvoted) and 195 comments.
On April 8th, Redditor[2] regretful-decisions posted a variation of the copypasta in the /r/copypasta subreddit, replacing Isabelle from Animal Crossing with the Minecraft Creeper, crossposting the copypasta from an /r/teenagers post.[3] The post received more than 5,800 points (96% upvoted) and 90 comments. They wrote:
Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.
Several weeks later, on May 4th, Facebook [5] user Isma Ferro posted a variation of the copypasta, adding the character Neula from the films Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers: Endgame to the meme. The post received more than 5,000 reactions, 1,200 comments and 475 shares (shown below, left).
The following day, Facebook[6] user Enrick Andersen Ong posted a Drakeposting variation using Captain America, comparing the copypasta to "knowing your kink limitations as a person that you can't actually fuck a movie character." The post received more than 4,200 reactions, 200 comments and 200 shares in 24 hours (shown below, right).
Search Interest
External References
[1] Reddit – /r/copypasta
[2] Reddit – /r/copypasta
[3] Reddit – /r/teenagers
[6] Facebook – Enrick Andersen Ong's Post
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Nebula so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go watch Avengers Endgame I get a massive erection at the movie theatre.
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad.
Comments ( 31 )
I don't care much for the meme but I just wanna say it's great how the entries for "Animal Crossing" and "Dog" are tagged in the original copypasta, but not "Isabelle", the aforementioned animal crossing dog that the redditor is horny for.
Maybe he's talking about DigbyGood.
Edge
Edge
Honestly my second favorite copypasta after the Navy Seal
Also of note in a very similar vein is the "I wanna fuck Midna" copypasta, which I think can be found on Reddit with a Google search and that I highly recommend.
What’s the origan of that one?
4chan I think. Pretty sure original source is lost. Same for the audio reading imma link (on mobile so I would try to embed, but…)
https://youtu.be/_AJPOYh5lcM
I would have used the main video you get when you search it on YouTube, but I'd uhh, like for this comment to not be removed.
Embedded. I remember seeing this a few months ago but forgot the title. Thanks, Neo Daedulus
4chan I think. Pretty sure original source is lost. Same for the audio reading imma link (on mobile so I would try to embed, but…)
https://youtu.be/_AJPOYh5lcM
I would have used the main video you get when you search it on YouTube, but I'd uhh, like for this comment to not be removed.
Embedded. I remember seeing this a few months ago but forgot the title. Thanks, Neo Daedulus
…I miss MIMU.
What happened to him?
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
What happened to him?
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
What’s the origan of that one?
4chan I think. Pretty sure original source is lost. Same for the audio reading imma link (on mobile so I would try to embed, but…)
https://youtu.be/_AJPOYh5lcM
I would have used the main video you get when you search it on YouTube, but I'd uhh, like for this comment to not be removed.
Embedded. I remember seeing this a few months ago but forgot the title. Thanks, Neo Daedulus
4chan I think. Pretty sure original source is lost. Same for the audio reading imma link (on mobile so I would try to embed, but…)
https://youtu.be/_AJPOYh5lcM
I would have used the main video you get when you search it on YouTube, but I'd uhh, like for this comment to not be removed.
Embedded. I remember seeing this a few months ago but forgot the title. Thanks, Neo Daedulus
…I miss MIMU.
What happened to him?
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
Good.
Edge
Honestly, after seeing how cute she is in Endgame, the Nebula version is perfectly understandable.
What happened to him?
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Is it possible to learn this power?
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was losing his power, which soon enough, he did. He made the mistake of teaching his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic: he could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
" I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy"
This part always gets me.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Maybe he's talking about DigbyHoly fucking shit. I want to meme Don so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Know Your Meme I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every controversy he has posted. My dreams are nothing but constant meme-making with Don. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted while Daddy Don choke me. I want her to have my mutant human/cancer babies.
Fuck, Billstan, Gaijin Supreme caught me with a TIDL meme. I'd dressed it in tiktok challenges and NSFW images and went to fucking town. He called me a weeaboo and reported me and I'm worried I'll get banned. I might not ever see Daddy Don again.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang a Kikimora so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I clean my house I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with a Kikimora. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of a Kiki's tight meido pussy. I want her to have my adorable human/Kiki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors roomba. I'd dressed it in a maid cosplay and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see a Kiki again.
Fuck, Billstan, Gaijin Supreme caught me with a TIDL meme. I'd dressed it in tiktok challenges and NSFW images and went to fucking town. He called me a weeaboo and reported me and I'm worried I'll get banned. I might not ever see Daddy Don again.
He bounced because he found KYM not to his liking anymore. He explains it on his profile.
This'll come in handy for the next gijinka fad subject bound to happen in two weeks.
Wait, wh-how? I know anything can be Gijinka'd but I don't see any incentive apart from changing few lines to accommodate any given character.
*This'll come in handy for the next bara furry pic I see
ftfy
Wait, wh-how? I know anything can be Gijinka'd but I don't see any incentive apart from changing few lines to accommodate any given character.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the b1 battle droid so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch The Phantom Menace I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with battle droids. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of a battle droid. I want them to have my mutant human/droid babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a skeleton. I'd dressed it in diffused tan paint and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my DVDs. I might not ever get to see a B1 Battle Droid again.
*This'll come in handy for the next bara furry pic I see
ftfy
Edge
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the the alien from the alien franchise so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch the stars in the night sky I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the alien. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the alien's tight bug pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/bug babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the cockroaches in the basement. I'd dressed them in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my telescope. I might not ever get to see aliens again.
Holy Fucking Shit. I'm too lazy to create a variation of this…
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Samus Aran from Metroid so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Metroid Prime I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Samus. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Samus's tight genetically enhanced pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/transhuman babies.
Fuck, my fucking dad caught me with my mom. I'd dressed her in a blue catsuit and went to fucking town. He hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried he's gonna take away my GameCube. I might not ever get to see Samus again.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the M14 so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kino der toten I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every m14 gang post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the M14. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of M14's tight receiver pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/30. caliber babies
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my dad's M14. I'd loaded it with a vibrator in the receiver and went to fap. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my XBOX 360. I might not ever get to see my dad's M14 again. olympia bad lol
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Deep Rock Galactic Lootbug so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I get in the Drop Pod I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with loot bug. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of a Loot Bug's tight grub pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/grub babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbour's thanksgiving turkey. I'd dressed it with a bluish-grey blanket and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my $1200 gaming pc. I might not ever get to see a lootbug again.
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