To be a real nazi, you need to say "I am a nazi" in front of twelve lawyers, the pope and bruno ganz.

Then a group of elite devil advocate will go through all your online posts, personal records and family tree. If they found that you ever enjoyed democracy, freedom, guns, tacos and rap music, or that a member of your family that isn't perfectly white, the case will be completely dismissed.

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