Imagine being a random tourist in Rome and the last thing you see before turning into mold is a naked thicc dude walking around on all fours.

So I just had a horrid thought occur to me.
1. Stands are, for the most part, completely invisible to non-stand users, and I can’t recall any evidence that “suit”-type stands like White Album or Oasis are exceptions to this rule.
2. The only thing I definitely know about what Secco’s wearing under Oasis is that he’s probably not wearing a shirt.

One can only hope Secco remembered to put on some pants today.