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![Authoritarian Nig- boo! I caught you off guard there didn't I? You were too focused on me saying the N-Word that you never saw the ultimate spook coming. Anyway back to saying the N-Word. Nig- htmare before christmas. Now that's a spooky movie, I must say. Now back to saying the B-Word. Bo- om. Yeah you almost got scared there. Thought I would try to pull a sneaky on you did you? Well you though- boo! Hah checkmate virgin. You have been reported. Today I was eating at Chick-fil-A and it was tables left open and I noticed someone walk in with a 40mm cannon strapped on his back. A proud patriot protecting his 2nd amendment rights."God bless America, that hero needs a table. I need to do something."I looked around and a bunch of blacks and white millennials where giving him an odd look. Perfect. I stood up and yelled, "If you are a gay liberal, get the HELL OUT of this establishment!" all while pulling up my shirt to reveal my conceal carry duel-wield desert eagles. Instantly, about 70% of the people got up and the libtards ran right out of the building like the babies they are. The Muslim terrorist lady taking the patriot's order was the first to run, tears of inferiority in her eyes. The remaining republicans in the building started clapping and cheering, taking out their weapons in celebration of the liberal cleanse. The 95 year old man in the corner took his .308 sniper rifle out of his pant leg, revealing his massive bald eagle tattoo on his calf. Inspired, I took my shirt off to reveal my beer gut and huge American flag tat across my chest. Everyone in the building followed suit, and together we sang "I'm a Alabama n-----" and drank to our brave 45th president, Donald Trump. After conversing about the border wall, military, and how big we think Jeff Sessions' d--- is, we started to parade around the city and exercise our open carry rights to strike fear in the Democrat spectators. By the end of the day, 5 black people lay dead, and our parade had grown to over a mile of proud, marching Republicans, sporting our arsenal of completely packed. There where no I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it. Economic- Economic- Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream.Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT. Left Right My school decided to "ban" dating. Like, how the hell can they do that? Sure, they have caused some issues like last Monday, 2 students were caught going at it in the biology classroom. Talk about studying human biology. A bit weird to do that in school but ok whatever. This week my school found out that one of the teachers had sexted one of the students. Those are pretty messed up but not allowing students to date as a result? That is truly annoying and makes me furious. I f------ hate my school. Anyone else being homeschooled? Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. Yeah it's amazing, I've sucked tons of c--- in my time, so has my SO. None of us are known for our c--- sucking behavior, we're not known as c--- suckers. It's unfair, it's ridiculous, she shouldn't have to go through this stuff. She just sucked a c---, something that we all do from time to time, but we as people generally don't get harassed and s--- on for sleeping with someone. I hope she can just live a normal life no one deserves to be hurt over something every single human does on a regular basis. To begin the debate on whether catgirls are even fuckable, you need to understand the ana omy and basic workings of a catgirl. There are two primary types of catgirl. One being the half cat. The half cat is usually girl with a cat tail, vocal box, eyes, ears, and n occasion, mouth and/or nose. The second type would be the anime cat girl. Anime catgirls are traditional anime girls, but most have a tail, ears, or eyes; she wouldn't ave exclusively any one characteristic, but any more than that might cross into the half and half category. For the purpose of this debate, let's say that the catgirl in question is an anime catgirl, whose name I will abbreviate to acg. Being an anime girl, this means that the acg would likely have the iconic big eyes, legs, and t------ from the traditional Japanese anime art style. This makes her much more desirable (and fuckable) than a regular girl who would maybe only have one of the three qualities. Just because she is an anime girl does not mean that you must watch anime or be a thot to f--- her. acgs are usually depicted as caring, soft spoken girls with go d moral standards, which ensures that you get a good person as well as good sex. Both of these combined make the acg the ideal partner if you so choose to continue the relationship after the hookup. To address the question itself and it's counter- arguments, f------ a catgirl doesn't entail that you actively seek out a relationship, intimate or otherwise, with an acg. The question simply implies that you'd hookup and then do what you wish afterwards. This also doesn't mean that you desire to f--- an acg because you're attracted to them. You could theoretically f--- an acg without liking them at all by the standards set by this question. 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